Jay Leno: "After it was announced that Senate Foreign Relations Chairman John Kerry may go to Iran, the mullahs denied him an entry visa. ... See, that's how international travel works. If your name is Senator John Kerry and you're a former candidate for President of the United States, your travel is limited. If your name is Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, you stow a bomb in your underpants, you pay cash for a one-way ticket after your father called the embassy and said, 'My kid is an idiot,' ooh, you can go anywhere you want."
Source: U.S. News & World Report
4 comments:
This dumb arsed boy expected to go out in a flash and thought he wouldn't feel a thing... Well, the bomb failed to ignite and he wound up with a set of seared kahonies. I'll bet he's sleeping standing up these days. Setting fire to the ole' kahonies is a really serious discomfort and a huge disappointment, to say the least! It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: " Hot Goodies"...
Scary, eh? How one boy's actions can affect the way the entire universe has to proceed when traveling on airplanes henceforth.
Hope all else is well in your corner of the universe Deb.
A cold and rainy Saturday night here in the tropics.
Enid
Anon and Enid: Never a dull moment in the USA!
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