Friday, December 11, 2009

Political humor

David Letterman: "Big day for President Obama. He accepted his Nobel Prize today and then got right back to the business of running two wars."

Craig Ferguson: "The so-called public option died on the Senate floor today. It could have survived, but apparently it had a pre-existing condition."

Craig Ferguson: President Obama "accepted a Nobel Peace Prize in Norway. I don't want to say this Obama love is out of control, but his acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize just won a Pulitzer Prize, and his overall performance has just won an Oscar."

Conan O'Brien: "According to a new poll that just came out, 44 percent of Americans...wish President Bush were back in office." However, "it's only 20 percent if you exclude comedy writers."

Source: U.S. News & World Report

1 comment:

Shiirazi said...

Craig Ferguson seems to be getting it right.