Jay Leno: "This Sunday, Halloween, the scariest day of the year, unless you're a Democrat. Then, that would be next Tuesday."
George Lopez: "President Obama is actually starting to lose the support of black voters. It is getting so bad, they said by the time the election rolls around, he might not even vote for himself."
George Lopez: "It's unbelievable. Even Michelle Obama's mom...pulled her aside in the White House and said, 'Girl, you can do better than that.'"
(By the way, President Obama is appearing tonight on 'The Daily Show With Jon Stewart'.)
Source: U.S. News & World Report