My favorite four-year old has been befriending little girls at his preschool, and his mother is annoyed. She's on record for saying, "Those floozies had better stay away from my son." The little charmer thinks he's just being sociable.
Recently, Mother told one of her friends about the "problem." The little charmer overhears. He tells Mom that he can have girlfriends because his uncles have girlfriends.
Mom says, "Your uncles are older. They can have girlfriends, but you can't."
The little one refused to be put off. His response: "Mine would be little ones, DUH!"