Jay Leno: "The bad news for McChrystal is he got fired for insulting the President. But the good news is, Fox said, 'We'll hire him.'"
Jon Stewart: McChrystal was removed "all because of one, month-long error in judgment, where he seemingly moved in with a dirty 'Rolling Stone' hippie."
Jay Leno: "Hey, [last week] was the 38th anniversary of the Watergate break-in," when "Republicans broke into Democratic headquarters, looking for their long-term plans and strategies. It...marked the last time anyone thought the Democrats had a plan worth stealing."
Source: U.S. News & World Report