Jay Leno: "There was a lawsuit to have 'In God We Trust' removed from our money. To give you an idea how bad the shape the dollar is in, you know who wanted 'In God We Trust' taken off? God."
Jay Leno: "President Obama announced ... that he has donated all his Nobel Peace Prize money to a charity that deals with those that have no hope -- the Democratic Party, I believe."
Source: U.S. News & World Report