Jay Leno: "A lot of people don't like these airport body scanners. They say they don't like security officials seeing naked images of their bodies. Have you seen most Americans lately? It's no picnic for the security people either."
Jay Leno: "And on Friday, the White House announced that President Obama's State of the Union address scheduled for next month will not air on the same night as the premiere of 'Lost' on ABC. ... Well, they did that because they thought viewers might get confused. See, lost is also the State of the Union: Lost jobs; lost wages; lost houses; lost businesses. So, the two -- you can get them mixed up."
Source: U.S. News & World Report